Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Unknown Facts About The Flu # One
You can write a blog post, reread it, and realize you repeated yourself in three different ways in three different paragraphs. Hit delete.
You can blow your nose, reblow it, and realize you repeatedly blew your nose three different times in the same damned Kleenex. Throw it away.
You accidentally TIVO'd "Pregnancy For Dummies" because your finger triple clicked the wrong button on your remote. Delete. No really, Delete, No, not TIVO every damned episode forever! Delete!
DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!